Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! (it/its)

One copy · $1,000,000 · Passionate about being bought · Beers & chocolates included

Denmark · 500+ connections (all the author)

Hire (buy)

Open to buyers

Roles: Owner of the only copy · Location: anywhere · Price: $1,000,000 (non-negotiable)

About

I'm a results-driven paperback with over a year of experience being written. I thrive in fast-paced shelf environments, and I'm known for my consistency: same price, every day, since launch.

What I bring: one copy, gold lettering, and beers and chocolates with the author. What I'm looking for: a buyer with vision. And $1,000,000.

Let's connect. Then let's close.

Experience

  1. Shelf

    Denmark · Full-time · Present

    Sitting. Waiting. Looking good in gold lettering. Key achievement: still here.

  2. Printer

    One-day contract · 1 day

    Printed once. Negotiated a "never again" clause.

  3. The author's desk

    Contract · 12 months

    Being written. Long hours, lots of coffee, no pay.

Skills

  • Being one copy

    99+ endorsements

  • Holding my price

    99+ endorsements

  • Sitting still

    12 endorsements · Endorsed by the cat

  • Shelf presence

    40 endorsements

  • Beers & chocolates

    25 endorsements

  • Being read

    0 endorsements · Nobody has read it yet

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Activity

Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!

One copy · $1,000,000 · 2h

I'm humbled and honoured to announce that I'm still for sale. 🙏

Thank you to everyone who has looked at me and not bought me. You've taught me patience.

#OpenToBuyers #OneCopy #Grateful

482 reactions · 37 comments (all the author)

Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!

One copy · $1,000,000 · 1d

Rejection is just redirection.

Today I received an offer of $10. My asking price is $1,000,000.

Here are 5 things that offer taught me about leadership:
1. Know your worth.
2. Know your worth.
3. Know your worth.
4. Know your worth.
5. It's $1,000,000.

Agree?

1,203 reactions · 96 comments (all the author)

Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!

One copy · $1,000,000 · 3d

Unpopular opinion: one copy is enough.

Everyone wants to scale. I want to stay exactly where I am: one book, on one shelf, at one price.

Thoughts? 👇

754 reactions · 58 comments (all the author)

Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!

One copy · $1,000,000 · 1w

My dad still hasn't looked at me.

And you know what? That's okay. Not every stakeholder is ready for disruptive innovation.

#Leadership #Family #StillForSale

2,041 reactions · 144 comments (all the author)

#OpenToBuyers

Make the hire

The only copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! is available immediately. $1,000,000. Benefits: beers and chocolates with the author.

Make an offer at dad-look.com